| **
This is a mess and should not have been a top 3 hit. Tries too hard to be different to Timomatic's previous hits. So many elements in this song that don't fit together and it's a disaster. The guitar is tacky af. PAIROFSHOES is hilarious at least, and the breakdown is fucking hilarious as well. Shoutout to the cover art which looks like someone photoshopped a picture of Timomatic without any care for how silly it looked.
Last edited: 08.06.2017 14:49 |
| *
More shit music from Timomatic. |
| ***
Meh. Nothing new.
The choreography moves this up.
Last edited: 13.06.2013 05:49 |
| ****
What? Is this Timomatic's version of "Starships". Sounds like an exact copy, especially with the guitar to begin the song and the strange breakdown.
Not terrible, but his worst single release so far.
EDIT: Screw it! Not his worst now, but I'm enjoying it and that's all that matters. I'm now not caring if it's a copy of another song, it's a feelgood track. 3* -> 4*.
Last edited: 03.07.2013 10:31 |
| ***
It exists. |
| **
Lazier vocal sections compensated by a robot bit. He hasn't tried this approach until now I guess, but I prefer the more inoffensive and generic side to him. |
| **
Forced hit is forced. |
| **
gehaltloses Clubnümmerchesn fürs anspruchslose australische Partyvolk, abgerundete 2.5… |
| ****
Does sound like a song a female would sing. Very similar to 'starships' and the song is too generic, though radio-friendly. |
| **
Omg it does sound like starships. My favourite part is the breakdown. |
| *
Go away Timomatic. |
| **
Not bad but really nothing that hasn't been done before. Vocals are annoying and the breakdown isn't good at all. |
| **
How many times have we heard this song before? |
| **
Bland, and meaningless. The lyrics are stupid.
However, the synth hooks in the chorus prevent it from being a 1 star. |
| *
1 star |
| *
Oh dear
This is what makes me dislike aussie music at the moment, they're all trying way too hard to sell and it all sounds the same. |
| *****
tönt wie eine billige "Starships" kopie :P hahaha gefällt mir aber ein wenig...3*
edit: oooh man...nervt mich total das es ein "Starships" abklatsch ist, aber es gefällt mir immer besser...sollte unbedingt bei MTV umschalten wen der kommt, sonst muss ich ja bald noch auf die 5* rauf :P
Last edited: 01.09.2013 16:22 |
| ****
His biggest hit since 'Set It Off' and his best overall; Parachute has the right blend of Dance/Pop to make it the hit it was. |
| ****
Quite catchy to be honest, I actually seem to like it. |
| ****
If there ever was a Timomatic I could actually like it'd be this. |
| **
His worst definitely. It was only really successful due to performing it on State of Origin. I hate that it got to #3, very undeserving, I would much rather have had "Pompeii" or "Dear Darlin'" there or higher. |
| ***
Pair of shoes? LOL. That slight amusement I get from it gets it to a 3. |
| ******
The only Timomatic that's actually good. Came at #20 on my top 100 of 2013. |
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